In. f*cking. Bruges.


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Atonement and existentialism in Bruges. Martin McDonagh’s film about two assassins hiding out in Bruges brought worldwide interest in this medieval town. (Photos by @iamtanyalara)

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The 13th-century belfry in the town center. (Photo by Brendan Divall)

I waited for years to get to Bruges after watching the dark comedy In Bruges.

The film is beautifully written, perfectly acted, and shot in the best place possible — a town that has been there for ages but didn’t get the attention it apparently deserved. The movie changed that.

Suddenly, people were interested and putting Bruges, the largest city in the Flemish region of Belgium, on their bucket lists. Martin McDonagh’s film (he wrote and directed it) did to Bruges what Clint Eastwood’s Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil did to Savannah, Georgia.

I wanted to put as my Facebook status “In Bruges,” the way people do with their Foursquare check-ins in Rome or New York or Starbucks. But if I was really going to be true to the spirit of the film, it’d have to be, “In f*cking Bruges!” and let out a hundred more expletives before reaching my word-count limit.

The story of two assassins having to leave London and lie low in Bruges was filmed so beautifully that one cannot help but fall in love with the town and all its lakes, swans, bridges, restaurants and chocolate shops.

You think its people are quirky, then you realize you’re thinking of the characters in the movie.

The main protagonist hates it — accidental tourist Ray (Colin Farrell), and the other assassin loves it, happy tourist Ken (Brendan Gleeson) whose attitude is, “Now that we’re stuck in Bruges for two weeks, we might as well enjoy it.” Even their boss Harry with his anger issues (Ray Fiennes — what a superb performance!) has a soft spot for Bruges.

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Brendan Gleeson and Colin Farrell ponder their career at Jan Van Eyckplein.

When Ken tells him that Bruges is not Ray’s thing, an incredulous Harry says, “It’s a fairytale town, isn’t it? How’s a fairytale town not somebody’s fucking thing? How can all those canals and bridges and cobbled streets and those churches, all that beautiful fucking fairytale stuff, how can that not be somebody’s fucking thing, eh? How can fucking swans not fucking be somebody’s fucking thing, eh? How can that be?”

This is the guy who ordered the shooting of the priest and of Ray. Fine, he loves Bruges. In one of the movie’s memorable dialogues, Ray and Ken are in the town square, Grote Markt, and Ken looks up at at the belfry with its 366 steps.

KEN: Coming up?
RAY: What’s up there?
KEN: The view.
RAY: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that down here. KEN: Ray, you are about the worst tourist in the whole world. RAY: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn’t, so it doesn’t.

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Ray Fiennes bristles at Minnewater Bridge.

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The first time I was in Bruges was for work in 2013. The second time, months later, was vacation, and a friend living in Amsterdam and I drove to Bruges in his camper and recreated stills from the film on our DIY walking tour (the tourism office provides you with a map), but unfortunately we didn’t have a midget with us. It was a little less than a three-hour drive from Amsterdam.

I started a game called “You know you’re Asian when….” He responded with “You know you’re British when….” My first answer was, “You know you’re Asian when you take pictures of your food before eating it…and you know you’re a Filipino when you take five pictures from the same angle!” I don’t remember what his comebacks were.

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The author in the belfry’s courtyard in 2013.

But back to Bruges. I love this town. I love it in a way that I could set my luggage and stay. And I really don’t say that of many places — not even Paris or New York or London. The only other big-small city I have ever said that of was Savannah with its squares every few blocks and its Bird Girl statue.

The walking tour starts, of course, at the 13th-century belfry in the town center, a UNESCO World Heritage Site, and takes you all around Bruges, including the hotel where Ray and Ken are holed up, the Relais Bourgondish Cruyce Hotel; the Basilica of the Holy Blood, where they were not allowed to film (they filmed at the Jerusalem Church, also in Bruges).

It also goes to the Groeninge Museum, where Ray feels pangs of guilt as he looks at Hieronymus Bosch’s painting “The Last Judgment”; Jan Van Eyckplein, where the 15th-century painter Eyck’s statue stands; Cafedraal, where Ray and drug dealer on the set Chloe have a date; the Minnewater Bridge where Harry strides across, his determined face set with murder and a gun in his coat pocket; and Vismarkt, the old fish market, where Harry and Ray try to kill each other.

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“How can fucking swans not fucking be somebody’s fucking thing, eh? How can that be?” says Ray Fiennes in “In Bruges.” Indeed, how can one be a grumpy tourist in this fairy-tale town?

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Bruges is one of the best preserved medieval towns of Europe. Its town center is a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

Of the three main characters in the movie, my favorite is Harry. He’s the angriest, he’s got the funniest dialogues (especially when he buys a gun from the Russian) and even as he presumably orders the killings as the two assassins’ boss, he’s…well, principled.

HARRY: Not only have you refused to kill the boy (Ray), you even stopped the boy from killing himself, which would’ve solved my problem, which would’ve solved your problem, which sounds like it would’ve solved the boy’s problem.
KEN: It wouldn’t have solved his problem. HARRY:Ken, if I had killed a little kid, accidentally or otherwise, I wouldn’t have thought twice. I’d killed myself on the fucking spot. On the fucking spot. I would’ve stuck the gun in me mouth. On the fucking spot!

Sometimes, you drive through Europe and the small, medieval towns all look the same. But not Bruges, not its architecture, history, residents or even the people that visit it.  In Bruges — the movie and the town — nothing is simple, especially not love, atonement or existence.

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The Beguinage or Monastére De Wijngaard. Poplar trees surround the Beguinage, a group of houses now occupied by Benedictine sisters.

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30 comments

  1. nice to read your review and impressions of Bruges 🙂
    It is not the biggest town of Flanders though, Antwerp and Ghent for example are much bigger (and also nice architecture, but not as nice as Bruges 😉

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  2. I love Bruges!!!! You know you’re filipino when, hahaha….

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  3. An Englishman’s answer could be, “You know you’re English when you say ‘sorry’ for getting in the way of a food selfie.”

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  4. I love your photos. I’m so deprived, I never go anywhere exciting except to Walmart which would be my status on a regular basis :). Thanks for sharing.

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  5. Oh wow this looks great! I would love to visit this location, thanks for sharing!! I enjoy learning about and reading your posts.

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  6. I have never even heard of Bruges, but it looks like a lovely place to visit. I would love to visit there myself someday.

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  7. Bruges is about one hour drive from where I live and I love that town. It’s great how you combined your visit to Bruges with the review of the movie in Bruges 🙂
    I really liked this article (just one comment Antwerp and Ghent are larger cities than Bruges)

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    • Thanks for your comment. Yeah, I should make that correction, I just keep forgetting. 😦 I really love that town and the people we met in the bars were very friendly — with lots of beer recommendations! And I like Antwerp and Ghent too….but didn’t buy diamonds. 🙂

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  8. I think I would enjoy seeing this movie and even more so visiting this little town. It looks like I could lose myself in it which is a prerequisite to me enjoying a vacation!

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  9. I’ve never been to Bruges but it sounds like a lovely town. I would love to visit one day!

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  10. I HAVE BEEN IN SOME OF THOSE PLACES…THESE ARE SO BEAUTIFUL

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  11. Really enjoyed reading this! I’ve never seen the film, and am going to download it tonight. Bruges looks like a city straight out of a fairytale!

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  12. Nice photos you got here and Burges looks like an amazing place.

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  13. What a beautiful place. I would love to travel somewhere like that but I’ve got a lack of funds and a fear of flying.

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  14. ong what lovely photos!!!! Bruges looks like a pretty fabulous place to visit! I wanna go 😉

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  15. Bruges looks pretty and lots to do! It looks like you had a great time! I really love all of your photos! 🙂 Thanks for sharing!

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  16. Love all your photos!! Burges is so beautiful and I love the culture you can see in it!

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  17. These pictures are wonderful. Thanks so much for sharing. I sure hope one day I can visit a place like this. Boy if buildings like this could talk and tell us their history.

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  18. It looks like an absolutely beautiful place to visit, no wonder a movie is based in this town. Never seen it though. Kinda sounds like “The God Father” to me.

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  19. I love the way you wrote this piece. I loved reading the little bits from the movie! Not to mention, the gorgeous pictures! So stunning.

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  20. Amazing pictures! Thanks for the article, a fun read. i would love to visit!

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  21. Amazing pictures! Thanks for the fun read!

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  22. I have never heard of this film you are speaking of but it looks like it was a beautiful place to visit! Heck I have never even heard of Bruges before. Is that sad?? =/

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  23. Awesome photos. I never heard of Bruges before but looks like it rich in culture and history!

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